26 Sept 2013

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JOKE : LIBIDO WAHALA - A MUST READ!!!

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WOMAN: My Husband is not interested in sex.
DOCTOR: OK! Give these pills to him.
Everyday, put 1 pill in his tea.
The woman did and they had sex which they
enjoyed.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they
enjoyed much more
sex.
3rd day, she emptied the whole bottle in his tea.
Two days later Doctor called to know the
progress.
Son picked and replied:
"Mom is in coma at the moment, Aunt is in
hospital, Maid is suing Dad for rape and Dad is still
running naked in the garden, shouting Bingo!
Bingo!! Bingo!!! Even the Dogs are running 4 their
lives!

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Are Nigerian Girls Intimidated By Handsome Boys?

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are nigerian girls intimidated by fine boys ? like do they act funny, shy or weird because a guy next to them is so handsome? i saw some articles where i discoverd white girls are often so intimidated by hot white guys, so my question is , is it the same for nigerian girls too? are nigerian girls intimidated by very handsome boys?
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“Yes, I Am Single And Seriously Searching” – Rita Dominic

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Star actress Rita Dominic , who, a few weeks ago,
lamented that the Nigerian media has been the
reason she is not married, has come out to
declare that she is very single and seriously
searching for a husband.
The rich and talented Nollywood A-Lister who
recently clocked 38 years of age, believes she is
ripe for marriage and as such is having sleepless
nights as to the reasons she keeps missing out
on the Saturday ritual of walking down the aisle.
The Abia State, Nigeria, born actress finally
bared her mind on the circumstances that led to
her being single all these years in an interview
she granted OAP, Toolz on the Juice: “I don’t
talk about my personal life because some years
ago, I was in this relationship that became
public, and the press killed it.
After that relationship, I met somebody else and
we dated for four years. We thought we were
almost going to get married but it didn’t work
out. I met somebody else and it didn’t work out
again, so I decided to just concentrate on my
work. I embarked on a whole lot of projects,
now I’m through with them and I think I am
now ready for another. I am single and seriously
searching,” she said.
So guys, the ball is now in your courts. Who is
willing to take the bull by the horn and propose
to Rita Dominic?

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“I haven’t had a cigarette in six years because i’m scared of my wife’ – President Obama

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President Obama was caught on a live
microphone Monday telling a United
Nations official that he hasn’t smoked in
six years because he’s scared of his
wife. The conversation between Obama
and Kiai began with the president
asking about Kiai’s smoking habit.
‘I hope you’ve quit smoking,’ Obama
says, according to a recording of the
conversation aired by CNN. ‘Sometimes,’
Kiai responds, before asking Obama
whether he’s kicked his habit.
‘I haven’t had a cigarette in probably six
years,’ Obama replied. ‘That’s because
I’m scared of my wife,’ he added with a
grin.
The two men laughed as Obama
assured he hadn’t had a cigarette in six
years thanks to the First Lady.

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PHOTOS: The 15 Hottest Women In Nigerian Entertainment, 2013 by Jaguda.com..You agree guys? Check it out

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Just few weeks days back, Notjustok.com released the first edition of their Top 10 Hottest Rappers in Nigeria (now dubbed 'The List') which went on to cause feuds between some rappers in Nigeria notably Sinzu and Godwon. 

Well although this is the 3rd edition, Jaguda.com has released its annual 15 Hottest Women In Nigeria Entertainment, 2013. I just hope this doesn't cause the same kinda rift between our female celebrities.

According to Jaguda.com, Hot is pretty much a summation of the looks, style, sex appeal, confidence, charisma and just general overall packaging of these incredibly gorgeous women.


See the list and their photos in no particular order after the jump and tell us what you think about the list:

AGBANI DAREGO 
12 years have past since this beauty became the first black Miss World (2001), and she is still able to hold her own when it comes to complete true beauty. In addition to her ever present grace, and beauty she’s upgraded even more and transformed into an even more elegant and classier version of herself. Not saying she wasn’t before, but while others might take a step down, she’s taken a step up.
Simply put, she’s like fine wine… You know the rest.




Genevieve Nnaji
It’s almost as if Genevieve has completely refused to age. And you can argue that she gets hotter with age, but either way you look at it, you can put her on a line up with girls 10 years younger than her, and she’ll still be in the cream of the crop. No agism here people. Admit it, you either envy Genevieve’s looks or you want your wife to age like her.

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Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde
They don’t call her Omosexy for nothing. Over the past year, Omotola has been buzzing all over the place. Red carpet both home and abroad, movies, International TV appearances and much more. One thing you gotta love Omotalo for is her figure, and more importantly her ability to maintain that figure as the years have gone by, and with 4 kids. Anyone will tell you it’s not beans.
Along with her A+ acting, her cute face, Omotola’s other selling point gotta be those curves. Na die finally!

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Toolz
You can call her the second coming of Omotola, with the pretty face and curvy figure. Not too much has changed from last year to this year, and Toolz still has a shape that will make a grown man cry real tears of joy.
The brains is still there, and the packaging just keeps on upgrading as she’s hosting ndaniTV’s The Juice along with being one of the most listened to On Air Personalities at 99.9 The Beat FM. Come rain or sunshine she’s still one of the hottest in Nigeria.

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Oluchi
International super model has been the pride of the Nigerian model industry for over a decade and in bringing the Next Top Model series to Africa she’s back in the buzz. From magazine covers to runways, Oluchi is still the epitome of the word sexy, and when you think that she’s had kids also, it’s even more impressive that this sexiness has just refused to leave her bones. It’s just in her.

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Muna
No offense to all the recent MBGN winners, but Muna puts them to shame, especially when you consider how long ago she won it (2007). But it’s not just about the looks with her. Her style, presentation and confidence is unrivaled really.
Some things are just constant in life. The sky is blue, the world will end, and Muna will stay hot until she doesn’t want again, and maybe after that sef. It’s just something you can’t argue with.

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Rita Dominic
Rita Dominic has had somewhat of a revival over the past year. She’s been more on the scene, her style has hit top notch, and she oozes some sort of cougar like appeal to her, and I say cougar only because we know she’s older (38 I think). But based on just looks, you might not be able to tell. Her skin is damn near flawless and those eyes can make someone dash their inheritance.
The main thing that put Rita on this list though is that this woman’s wardrobe is on fire. Anyone who follows her on social media will tell you that Rita dey dress die. From the hair do, to the clothes, and shoes, everything is always on point and perfect for the occasion.

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Tiwa Savage
Miss Savage if you nasty. Oh wait… Mrs Savage-Billz. Sorry Oga. Tiwa Savage and sexy go hand in hand, like Rice & Stew, Aki & Paw-Paw, Beans & Dodo. Ok you get the point. Tiwa Savage combines beauty and talent so well it’s almost sickening.
In a very weird way also, Tiwa Savage is one of the few ladies that can switch up the look and persona on any given occasion and still look dazzling. Good girl innocent look? Check. Bad girl I’ll tear your shirt look? Check. Let’s go for my aunty’s 50th birthday look? Check. She makes it too easy.

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Nse Ikpe-Etim
Everything about this nollywood diva oozes sex appeal. From her figure, to skin tone, to her lips, everything about her is completely sexy.
You can’t deny her talents at all, and her fashion sense trumps a lot of other women in the industry, so her whole package really just makes her extremely attractive and a lot of people can’t pick just one reason why she’s that attractive. She’s just sexy. In every sense of the word.
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Eku Edewor
The Studio 53 TV presenter is an instant eye grabber. Her flawless and silky skin, innocent look, and classy style makes everyone want to watch her on TV. What’s even more attractive is her sense of humor. It’s not every time you see someone as beautiful as she is have a great sense of humor. The default is to expect someone that will have their nose up in the air, but from what we’ve observed that’s not Eku at all.
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Chidinma
Ms Kedike lori speaker! Chidinma has continued to ooze out high doses of sexy and swag (sorry I had to use it) over the past year, and she’s a long way removed from the “innocent” looking girl that won Project Fame West Africa a few years ago.
The talent is clearly there, her vast wardrobe keeps her looking hot whether she’s rocking urban gear, going with the traditional look, or going for class. Whichever way you want am, Chidinma fit do am, and she’ll do it better that most.
And that short hair cut? Boy oh Boy! She’s stay killing it with that look. Probably the most unique of beauties you’d find in Nigerian entertainment. You really cant say anyone is like her.

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Lola Rae
You when you were a kid, and you would have posters of those women that you just thought were the best creations ever. Lola Rae reminds us of one of those. She has that ‘almost out of this world’ beauty. The Half-Nigerian, Half British singer made an appearance in Ice Prince video, More, and had a lot of people picking their mouths off the floor.
She does great herself in the music scene with her singles Watch My Ting Go, and Fimile (featuring Iyanya) doing pretty well so far. You add the British accent to her package and you know Lola Rae can conveniently walk into any man’s life without resistance. I mean who can turn that down.

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Toke Makinwa
Toke Makinwa is downright beautiful. Dazall!
Ok that’s not all. The radio personality’s style is something serious, and for those that watch her vlog, her sense of humor is ridiculous. You just don’t expect it out of her sometimes and it’s like boom!! She’s making you laugh till you have tears coming from your eyes. You just cant go wrong having someone with her beauty, brains and sense of humor around you. You get the feeling she’ll be great company to have.
Oh and let’s not forget that wardrobe game is killer too.

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Eva Alordiah
Until a few weeks ago you would’ve been able to place Eva Alordiah’s kind of beauty is specific category, but then she shared pictures where she was wearing traditional and gele and boys are like “How many kind ‘finess’ can one person have sef?”
It’s sometimes easy to look past her beauty because of everything else she brings to the table (talent on the mic, makeup skills, style, and being down to earth), but make no mistake, when she does decide to go “girly” on us, she can intimidate even the prettiest of beauty queens.

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Osas Ighodaro
*Takes a deep breathe* I actually hadn’t heard too much of Osas until she was introduced as the host of Maltina Dance All, and mehn, some men will not sleep well if they attend the taping of that show o. Do the dancer concentrate well?
She was introduced to the cast of Tinsel after making the shift from the US to Nigeria and the former Miss Black USA 2010 has completely dazzled fans anytime she’s seen. She’s gorgeous, very well spoken, and very stylish.
For those that don’t know who she is, now you know.
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PHOTOS: Checkout Nicki Minaj's boobs and nippIe revealing outfit and her super hot curves, she flaunted to the Ellen show..

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Nicki wore this flesh flashing jacket on a
pair of leather sweatpants, a large designer
gold chain around her waist and a pair of
black and gold cage heels to the Ellen
DeGeneres Show.

The richest female hip-hop artist in the world, Nicki Minaj showed off side boobs in this daring boob-baring top and leather trouser pants as she headed to the Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday to promote her brand new scent, Minajesty. She shared some of the photos on her instagram page.
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