Cossy Orjiakor Insures Her Breasts For $1.6
Million, People To Pay Before They Touch Or See
Nollywood actress and self-styled vixén, Cossy
Orjiakor struck gold yesterday when an American
company agreed to insure her signature bósom
for $1.6 million dollars. The company, Enhanced
Silicón Inc.famous for insuring the bosóms of
Pamela Anderson and Dolly Parton agreed to the
deal just before Cossy Orjiakor's recent birthday
bash, where she displayed her endowments for
the world to see.
The star will travel to Los Angeles in two weeks to
sign on the dotted lines. "I specifically asked for $
1.6 million," Cossy told our reporter, "to show
Stella Oduah that you don't have to misuse public
funds to get what you want."
As part of the deal awaiting her signature, there
will be limits on how many men and women
touch her bósoms each month. Also, her breasts
have both been given names and must now be
treated as people in future movie roles. That
means that Enhanced Silicon Inc. will determine
how much a movie producer will pay each breast
for an appearance in a movie.
"The downside of the deal is that I may get
dressed more often now," says Cossy Orjiakor.
A sample of men on the street of Lagos told our
correspondent that the day Cossy's bósom go into
witness protection would be a sad day. But one
Pentecostal pastor who doesn't want us to use his
name else he church members know him said,
"She will be more appealing if she leaves some
things to the imagination." The man of God
added, "I like to do the undressing myself."
Plans are at advanced stage for the official
revealing of each breast's name in Lagos when
Cossy returns.
